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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Hello! Hello! You guys look like you need a quest!

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Where are you going?

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To Daggerford!

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Yeah, that and a hub with the turt gobbos.

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Wait, there's turt gobbos?

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That's what Domain said.

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Something's running towards us. You can't see that?

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My name is Fen... Fen Talma. I am of the Waterdeep City Guard.

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The goat riders! They're coming!

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I'm sorry, the goat riders?

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Are they riding goats?

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They chased me out and they said they'd come get me for...

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for being a turncoat.

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Oh, well your coat doesn't seem turned at all.

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While everyone's talking, Sully lets loose an arrow at one of the guards on goats.

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Okay! Oh, we're doing this! Okay!

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Your halfling friend takes the initiative, quite literally.

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And then you hear like a jangling going on inside, like a makeshift bell of sorts.

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Guys, I think I made a mistake.

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Blow my breath weapon like around it.

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What is that?

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It'll eat you.

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It'll eat me?

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Oh yeah, if you don't give us the information we want.

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And change your ways for better.

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What is going on out here?

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They've come. They've got seeds.

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They untied me.

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We're trying to build bridges here.

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We would like to talk with you about setting up a goblin district in this city

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to live harmoniously with the rest of the people coming to live here.

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Say ah, thanks man, you made a good choice.

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Those other two, they're very frivolous.

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Moot, Glim, Sully has your gold.

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And you look in front of you and Bertie has tried to climb into the dungeon.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast.

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And I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

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And with me today is Karla Maxted.

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That is me.

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Not staring into the sun because I'm a smart one.

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And I play Glim.

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Also with me, Amy More.

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I am here.

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I am the sun.

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And I play Sullivan Slate.

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And Tom Laird.

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That's me.

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I'm playing Moot.

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Not staring at shit.

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Nope, I don't stare.

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Eyes closed, full heart, can't lose, right?

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That's the same.

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It's almost dead.

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Nope, that's the same now.

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Who's ready for tonight?

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Everybody is.

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So ready for tonight.

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So prepared.

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Three out of four of us are anyway.

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Funny story.

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I made a schedule for the entire year.

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And he definitely didn't talk about it every single waking minute.

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Didn't talk about it every time we got together and was very proud of it.

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And then it gets to tonight.

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And I prepped for the wrong game.

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Wah wah.

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I mean, hopefully won't happen again.

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It's lesson learned.

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Listen to your own advice.

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But read the schedule that you read the schedule.

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Don't just assume what you thought you put down.

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Read the schedule.

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Not when you do it for the whole year, Russ.

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You're so far too prepared.

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There was no way you could have remembered.

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Also, there's no way you're going to do this again.

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Because you are now planned.

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For next week.

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So I'm at least good for two weeks.

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But yes, we are playing Moot, Glam and Sully tonight.

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And we're very excited about it.

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And what we're also very excited about is some of the sweet bonus content we have

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coming up over on Patreon.

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Which includes a game that just Carla, Amy and I played.

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We left Tom out because he was down in Mexico and didn't want to call in.

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He was having a good time.

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But we had a good time too.

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No one had made a year long schedule at that point, Russ.

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We were coming to the end of the year, Tom, and it was probably still scheduled.

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But you said, fuck you, Russ.

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I'm going to Mexico.

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That is when I clicked confirm on the trip.

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I was like, fuck you, Russ.

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Take that, you son of a bitch.

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And Carla and I were like, take us with you.

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But we have that sweet game.

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The Bloodlust Caverns is the game that we played.

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And it's a game that I prepped for another table.

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And was like, hey, this will be fun to play.

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Just do whatever you want.

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And we did.

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Oh boy, did we.

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So did.

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I can't wait to listen to it again.

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Almost instantly.

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I'm so excited to listen to it, all produced by Russ.

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Because let me just say, I think it may have been some of Carla and I's best work ever.

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They weren't held back by Tom.

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This episode is what they're saying.

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We weren't held back by anything.

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Anything, really.

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Fear of mortality.

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No, definitely not that.

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Definitely leaned into that one-shot mentality.

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Higher level, one-shot mentality.

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Yeah.

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And I think it's going to be a hoot.

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But there's that whole, like TomDM is a whole game.

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We're on like season three of that.

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Like there's so much good content over there.

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And when you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you.

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Like today's patron, Yah-ha-sha.

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Oh my goodness.

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Is that the best name of one of our patrons?

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I think it may be.

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Would you yell that?

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It's definitely up there.

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It might be a joy.

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Like that's a joyful expression.

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It's a joyful name.

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I like it.

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Thank you for being a patron.

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If anyone rolls a crit 20 tonight, that's what you have to yell.

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Yah-ha-sha?

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Yah-ha-sha.

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Oh, I love it.

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Oh, I like it too.

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Thanks for being born.

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Thanks for being born and for being a patron.

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And I hope I remember.

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Number one, I hope I roll a crit 20.

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And number two, I hope I remember to yell that in exclamatory joy when I do.

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You know, it's like huzzah, but better.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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Go check it out.

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And now fuck it.

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Let's play D&D.

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Previously, you were in Daggerford with your newfound friend Circumference

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and Squire Root, who, as they bid you a fond farewell,

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they headed further north on their quest for finding round things.

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Was that their quest?

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Don't know.

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It is now.

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I thought maybe they were going to look for the next biggest jar of jelly.

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Like just going through the sweet condiment list.

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Or maybe like a big cheese wheel.

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No, definitely round things.

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Definitely round things.

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And if they ever come back, I'm going to make them build a back story

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to say exactly what round things they have found.

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Perfect.

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But you set out from Daggerford and have now been on foot.

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There was no caravan headed your way,

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the way you were traveling further down the tradeway.

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Odd.

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I know.

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But you've been traveling for close to 10 days now.

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Stopping, camping, catching food as you so desired.

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And you come to a fork in the road.

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To the east, which is closer to the direction.

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Long term, you need to go.

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If you look at a map that's a pretty far away east, you need to go.

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You were told that you'll run into the city of Subar.

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If you go to the west, it leads you back and around to the coast and to Baldur's Gate.

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Is it just the three of us?

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It is just the three of you.

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Ah, forked is a fuck in the road.

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No, I think that's it.

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No, no, no, no.

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Quick, jump in with another character.

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No, you hear me rewinding.

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Jump in another character.

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You hear me rewinding.

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I feel like you nailed it.

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Old man walks by.

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I think she said, fuck, there's a fork in the road.

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Fork, there's a fuck in the road.

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Maybe you couldn't have done it any right.

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I can't even fuck it up.

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I don't know why you want to change it.

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No, yeah, that's right.

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That's what he meant to say.

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Of course, it's exactly how Sully talks.

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I think you nailed it in your first line into the episode.

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You young hooligans and your profanities about roads.

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He keeps carrying on.

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That random guy that just walks through, you know,

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just mocks the way that I talk and then just.

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Where's he going?

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We haven't seen anybody in days.

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Sir, you know, we're going to follow the thread.

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How dare you put it in our map?

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Oh, no.

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Yeah.

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What can you tell us about Subaru?

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It's down.

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What do you want to know about it?

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Is that where you're going?

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No, no, I'm headed up to water deep there.

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Okay.

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What do you need to know about Subaru?

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What's a jam situation like in Subaru?

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Is that some sort of some sort of innuendo like the fuck?

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There's a fork in the road or fork?

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I don't even fucking know what you said.

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I think she actually just means just literal jam.

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We were just in Daggerford and there was.

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We checked out that huge jar of jam there.

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A giant jar of jam.

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Yeah, yeah, sure.

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Anything like that.

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So, yeah, well, I mean, Subaru, it's an interesting town.

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What is your experience with scary things?

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I've heard of some scary things.

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Well, there was like a witch that we met one time.

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And the ghost boy with only one eye.

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Oh, yeah, the ghost boy.

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That's cool.

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You'll fit right in in Subaru.

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No, it's kind of a hot spot for people you don't want to mess around with.

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Like, it's not even really a stop in town.

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There's no real big place to go.

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You probably want to take the shortcut down and go to El Toro or Trielle instead.

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Do we have to go through Subaru to get there?

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You could.

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You could cut through Subaru.

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Um, do you like, do you like werefolk and mind flares?

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Hot spot for mind flares.

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Oh, I've never met a mind flare.

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Yeah, you probably don't want to meet a mind flare.

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What do mind flares look like?

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So we noticed you're clear of them.

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Also, is it flair?

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Like, like, they're so fantastic.

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Like, look at me and my flare.

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Mind flare.

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No, no, mind flare.

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Flair, f-l-a-y-r.

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Flair.

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Mind flare.

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They, um, they have, um, well, you know, they wear robes.

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And then they have kind of these tentacly octopus faces.

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And they, they flare your mind.

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And moot writes down octopus faces.

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Does he phonetically spell flare as well?

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He does.

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F-l-y-f-l-a-y-r.

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Flair.

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So I, you look like a fine young group.

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00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,399
I wouldn't want to send you to Subar.

263
00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:44,639
Anybody who told you to go to Subar's probably didn't do their prep beforehand.

264
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:51,919
I don't know about you guys, but I'm like in the mood for adventure.

265
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,679
I feel like you're always in that mood, Sully.

266
00:11:56,879 --> 00:11:59,519
I may only have three or four different moods.

267
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:05,199
All I picture now is this old man just like Homer Simpson-ing into the shrubs.

268
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,639
Or don't go to Subar and then just vanishes.

269
00:12:09,919 --> 00:12:10,480
Well, I don't know.

270
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,279
What do you guys think?

271
00:12:11,279 --> 00:12:14,639
Um, I mean, he makes it sound.

272
00:12:14,639 --> 00:12:15,199
Thank you.

273
00:12:15,199 --> 00:12:15,759
Thank you, sir.

274
00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:16,240
Yeah.

275
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:16,720
No.

276
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,240
Over the Borskir Bridge.

277
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:21,600
Head straight across the path and well, there's Subar.

278
00:12:23,519 --> 00:12:27,360
If you take a, take a right and go south and cut through some other ways,

279
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,039
you could probably hit El Turo.

280
00:12:30,639 --> 00:12:31,439
Might be better.

281
00:12:32,399 --> 00:12:33,039
Your call.

282
00:12:35,759 --> 00:12:36,399
Okay, bye.

283
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:41,120
Friends, in my mission to know myself better,

284
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:45,039
I feel like I am not maybe the best judge of character in that I assume

285
00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:47,279
all people have the best motivations at all times.

286
00:12:47,279 --> 00:12:49,200
So what do you think?

287
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:54,480
Was that man tricking us because Subar is actually amazing?

288
00:12:55,440 --> 00:13:01,279
Or was he giving us genuine terrifying advice about staying away from the scary creatures?

289
00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:05,200
It's, it's tough to tell with the older folk because some of them

290
00:13:05,759 --> 00:13:09,120
genuinely, you know, have, have your best interests in mind.

291
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,159
And other ones, like maybe that fellow who has no friends,

292
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,600
just wants to, you know, fuck with you.

293
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,080
So who knows which way it could go.

294
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,960
Maybe he has just prejudices against

295
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:25,039
mind flayer and people who have different facial structuralities.

296
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,440
Oh, that could be it.

297
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,399
That's a good point.

298
00:13:28,399 --> 00:13:29,200
I don't know, Sully.

299
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:37,360
I feel like you are really like a keen student of the nature of humanoid beings.

300
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,000
What do you think?

301
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,879
Was he being truthful?

302
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,240
Oh, geez, man, I'm not sure.

303
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,200
I mean, I generally don't get along with the elderly population

304
00:13:47,759 --> 00:13:52,960
for this exact reason is that because they have very little to lose in life now.

305
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,480
And so they just go ahead and just say whatever the fuck they want is

306
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,039
just generally the feeling that I got from them.

307
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:03,759
So, I mean, maybe we should leave it up to fate.

308
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,919
You hear heavy footsteps coming from the path to the west.

309
00:14:07,919 --> 00:14:09,679
We're about to meet everybody.

310
00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:11,360
We haven't seen anybody for days,

311
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,919
but all of a sudden we're going to meet a lot of people.

312
00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,360
I didn't say you didn't see anybody.

313
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,159
I just said there were no caravans willing to take you that way.

314
00:14:18,159 --> 00:14:20,159
That we hadn't seen anyone for days for us.

315
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,000
It's been days since we've seen anyone.

316
00:14:22,559 --> 00:14:24,080
You hear heavy footsteps running.

317
00:14:25,919 --> 00:14:26,799
Excuse me.

318
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:30,960
It's a burlier man and he's out of breath from running so far.

319
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,240
He says, excuse me, have you seen and

320
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:38,000
have you seen an older man were coming his way by himself?

321
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:38,480
Yes.

322
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,720
Did he escape from an old folks home?

323
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:45,840
Well, no, excuse me, didn't escape necessarily.

324
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,960
Just, you know, goes on walkabouts.

325
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,159
Yeah, yeah.

326
00:14:50,159 --> 00:14:53,679
And we've been missing him for a few days.

327
00:14:53,679 --> 00:14:55,919
He disappeared into this bush over here.

328
00:14:55,919 --> 00:14:56,879
He just went that way.

329
00:14:58,799 --> 00:14:59,840
You just missed him.

330
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:00,159
Great.

331
00:15:00,159 --> 00:15:01,200
Where are you three headed?

332
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,039
Well, I don't know.

333
00:15:03,039 --> 00:15:04,719
What do you know about Subar?

334
00:15:04,719 --> 00:15:06,079
Oh, don't fucking go to Subar.

335
00:15:08,879 --> 00:15:09,679
Thanks for your help.

336
00:15:09,679 --> 00:15:11,039
I'm going to go catch the old guy.

337
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:13,679
Okay.

338
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:17,360
If one more person comes along and says it's a bad idea, we don't go to Subar.

339
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,039
I mean, rule three, right?

340
00:15:19,039 --> 00:15:20,399
That's exactly what I'm thinking.

341
00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:22,159
You can't ignore the rule of three.

342
00:15:22,159 --> 00:15:23,759
A bird zips by your head.

343
00:15:23,759 --> 00:15:24,639
Don't go to Subar.

344
00:15:28,879 --> 00:15:29,679
Well, I guess.

345
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,039
I feel like we should go to.

346
00:15:33,039 --> 00:15:36,000
You can, it's your call.

347
00:15:38,079 --> 00:15:43,199
Never once have you actively tried to steer us away from doing something so much.

348
00:15:43,199 --> 00:15:44,639
Shall we take pity on him?

349
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,719
He does help me when I fall over, so.

350
00:15:46,719 --> 00:15:47,439
It's true.

351
00:15:47,439 --> 00:15:48,079
Okay.

352
00:15:48,079 --> 00:15:52,079
I mean, okay, I'm telling you not to because this is the first time I'm looking

353
00:15:52,079 --> 00:15:54,480
at the city and you guys will fucking die there.

354
00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:55,759
I have a feeling.

355
00:15:57,679 --> 00:15:59,439
Well, I think maybe we should go to.

356
00:15:59,439 --> 00:16:00,159
Where did he say?

357
00:16:00,719 --> 00:16:03,759
Well, he said Eeltirell or we can just go to Baldur's gate.

358
00:16:05,279 --> 00:16:05,600
Yep.

359
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,799
We could go there.

360
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,240
You guys want to hit the coast?

361
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:12,240
Maybe find a caravan or find a caravan.

362
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,679
Well, yeah, I'm tired of walking.

363
00:16:13,679 --> 00:16:16,959
And I mean, Glim, I really appreciate you carrying me that last

364
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,240
quarter mile and everything, but.

365
00:16:19,199 --> 00:16:21,919
How far do we know how far it is to Baldur's gate?

366
00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:25,039
Uh, somebody roll a.

367
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,279
I've traveled a bunch.

368
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:28,159
I should know.

369
00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:29,360
History is history.

370
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,319
Probably a good thing.

371
00:16:31,839 --> 00:16:33,120
Is there a geography role?

372
00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:35,679
Well, which way I think would probably be nature.

373
00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:36,480
No, not nature.

374
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,039
16.

375
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:39,120
Okay.

376
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,600
Where's a lame ranger when you need one in their knowledge of.

377
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:41,919
Right.

378
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:47,199
Um, if we said that was 10 days, then it's probably.

379
00:16:48,079 --> 00:16:48,559
10.

380
00:16:48,559 --> 00:16:49,759
Seven days.

381
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,240
Seven days travel to get to Baldur's gate.

382
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,079
Probably five or six to get you to Elturell.

383
00:16:56,639 --> 00:17:00,480
Cause if we, if we go to Baldur's gate, that's, you know, uh, what?

384
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,560
A week's worth of travel in the wrong direction.

385
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,120
We need to be going east, not, not west.

386
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:09,840
Well, yeah, but if we get to the coast, I mean, we could board a boat and then

387
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,920
sail up the coast.

388
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:19,279
Which is also on the eastern side of the world.

389
00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:26,079
Is there a way to sail east if the land is to the east?

390
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:30,559
You've never seen a map of the location you're going for.

391
00:17:30,559 --> 00:17:32,639
That's something you'd have to ask an NPC for.

392
00:17:33,359 --> 00:17:37,680
Well, all of our NPCs just recently on this have been very single-minded.

393
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:38,399
It's true.

394
00:17:38,399 --> 00:17:40,319
Really, they've only been focused on one thing.

395
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,680
Russ immediately closes down the map he's looking at.

396
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,119
He's like, Amy, this isn't for you.

397
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,039
No, no, no.

398
00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:51,200
I think Moot's making a good point.

399
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:56,159
If we want to get east eventually so I can save the world, maybe we should try and steer that way

400
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:57,700
now.

401
00:17:58,399 --> 00:17:59,359
Yeah, that sounds fair.

402
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:04,879
So he said if we, we can take a bit of a shortcut and it'll get us to

403
00:18:04,879 --> 00:18:05,680
Elturell.

404
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:09,519
I think that probably seems like the best strategy.

405
00:18:09,519 --> 00:18:10,319
What do you guys think?

406
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,639
Well, I'm here for it.

407
00:18:12,639 --> 00:18:12,879
Yeah.

408
00:18:12,879 --> 00:18:16,799
I mean, this, uh, Subaru sounds like a bad idea, so let's go around.

409
00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:19,359
And if a bird says so, you know it's bad.

410
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:19,919
Exactly.

411
00:18:19,919 --> 00:18:23,519
I'm sure there'll be some adventures to be had in Elturell, too.

412
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:27,279
I know you're itching for adventure, but we'll find something.

413
00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:32,000
You head off and in the direction of Elturell.

414
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,720
You head over the Borskier Bridge.

415
00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:43,440
There is a bit of a trade, a trade settlement near the Borskier Bridge that you pass by.

416
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,919
You could redirect yourself and go there.

417
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,359
Nah, I think we want big, bigger city.

418
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:50,240
Okay.

419
00:18:51,519 --> 00:18:55,200
We're looking for caravans and horses.

420
00:18:56,399 --> 00:19:02,079
You pass by the Borskier Bridge settlement and, um, you see you reach another,

421
00:19:03,279 --> 00:19:07,119
reach another fork in the road with a big sign that says Subaru this way.

422
00:19:07,919 --> 00:19:15,039
And then a right that leads into the Fields of the Dead, but says Elturell this way.

423
00:19:17,759 --> 00:19:19,839
I feel like we're getting really mixed signals now.

424
00:19:19,839 --> 00:19:22,559
I mean, Subaru's supposed to be very dangerous,

425
00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:25,279
but we have to go through the Fields of the Dead to get to Elturell?

426
00:19:26,639 --> 00:19:31,200
Well, wait, is the Fields of the Dead just a graveyard?

427
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,960
Because that isn't actually that scary.

428
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,599
Do we know about the Fields of the Dead?

429
00:19:35,599 --> 00:19:37,039
Can I history roll on this?

430
00:19:37,039 --> 00:19:40,319
Sure, you're more than, anybody's more than welcome to make a history roll.

431
00:19:40,319 --> 00:19:41,039
17.

432
00:19:42,079 --> 00:19:42,960
Only a 12 for me.

433
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,000
Someone knows their history.

434
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:44,879
Oh, I haven't rolled yet.

435
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:45,279
Hang on.

436
00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:48,960
Sully's been around.

437
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,519
It's a 12.

438
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:50,799
Yes.

439
00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:56,960
Hyrolls know that the Fields of the Dead were once a favored battleground

440
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,919
of the lands north of Calamshan.

441
00:20:03,279 --> 00:20:10,480
So basically they, up to the mid 14th century, they were just littered with

442
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:15,759
bones and dead soldiers, and as they turned to farmland,

443
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:21,519
plows would occasionally turn up skeletons and rusting armor and weapons and other battle.

444
00:20:22,079 --> 00:20:24,319
Archaeologists must have been loving this area.

445
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,480
So that's why it's called the Fields of the Dead,

446
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:31,440
because there are plenty of people who have died and were left there.

447
00:20:32,319 --> 00:20:34,880
Do I know any spooky information about it?

448
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:38,000
Like, don't go through the Fields of the Dead,

449
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:45,519
you'll lose your mind or you'll see the ghost of a recently deceased friend or family member.

450
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,480
No, no, didn't.

451
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:54,720
I do like the specific nature of this warning.

452
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:59,039
I like a good, very specific warning.

453
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:01,680
You know, yeah.

454
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:06,000
Well, okay, so the Fields of the Dead sounds super scary,

455
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,560
but it's just an old battlefield.

456
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:12,560
Like, now it's just kind of farmland, but I mean,

457
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,920
these hills are for sure made on lots of dead bodies.

458
00:21:16,799 --> 00:21:20,880
Do you ever find when you're trying to make a decision so hard and you just agonize,

459
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,680
but then once you've made it, it's like a weight is lifted

460
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,320
and you just want to stay that course of action?

461
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:26,640
Totally.

462
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,519
That's how I feel about El Churl.

463
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,600
Well, let's keep going to El Churl.

464
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,100
Perfect.

465
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,600
We go through the Fields of the Dead.

466
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,000
All right.

467
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,759
You head off and through the Fields of the Dead.

468
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:40,560
And we'll just fast forward, you know, a couple of days

469
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,519
into the center of the Fields of the Dead.

470
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:44,400
There's nothing interesting.

471
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,600
It's travel between cities.

472
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:48,960
There's Fields, there's Dead.

473
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,160
I know, but you stopped us, Anna.

474
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:54,240
Just to be clear, do we run into any other people in these two days?

475
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,920
Are there any old men wandering around?

476
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:56,560
Sure, definitely.

477
00:21:56,560 --> 00:22:00,000
Any ghosts of a, you know, recently lost loved one?

478
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:05,279
You, as you get closer to the physical Fields of the Dead,

479
00:22:06,799 --> 00:22:11,759
at night, you tend to hear things that you can't quite explain.

480
00:22:13,279 --> 00:22:17,119
Cries or moans that carry on the winds.

481
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:22,960
But when investigated, you can't find anything or anyone attached to the sounds.

482
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:26,720
So Sully doesn't sleep very much.

483
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:27,360
This.

484
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,640
How much does Sully sleep?

485
00:22:31,839 --> 00:22:39,279
Probably in like two hour intervals and is woken up by a noise and then,

486
00:22:39,279 --> 00:22:42,640
you know, stays awake for a little while and drifts back off.

487
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,880
So he sleeps, but it's restless.

488
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:45,519
Let's just say that.

489
00:22:46,319 --> 00:22:46,819
Okay.

490
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:49,680
Okay.

491
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:50,160
Good to know.

492
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,120
You travel for...

493
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,559
I take it back.

494
00:22:54,559 --> 00:23:01,519
Another couple of days and you do pass by some random people, various people,

495
00:23:01,519 --> 00:23:05,440
kind of just passing to and from some with small wagons filled with...

496
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,759
Cabages.

497
00:23:07,759 --> 00:23:10,639
Cabages, vegetables, various...

498
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:11,440
Children.

499
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,159
Silks.

500
00:23:12,159 --> 00:23:14,240
They have children with them, some of them.

501
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,480
The old cabbage wagons of Arteral.

502
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:23,359
When you get to be about a day away, you're still within the Fields of the Dead proper.

503
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:30,400
You see up ahead of you over a hill, what looks like an armored retinue of soldiers and clerics

504
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,440
bearing a banner.

505
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,240
And it looks like they've set up some sort of inspection point.

506
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,720
Oh guys, guys, look up ahead.

507
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,080
Act sober.

508
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:44,960
Act sober?

509
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,680
Aren't you...

510
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,200
Sully, aren't you sober right now?

511
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,640
Yeah, no, of course.

512
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,920
Yeah, I was talking to you guys.

513
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,760
Has Sully been drinking this whole time?

514
00:23:52,559 --> 00:23:55,920
I mean, also we're walking, so I mean you shouldn't really be drunk in public,

515
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,200
but I mean it's not like we're driving a cart or something, it's not.

516
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,440
Guys, be cool.

517
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,359
Okay, okay, you're right, you're right.

518
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,440
So you approach...

519
00:24:09,039 --> 00:24:10,000
Cooly though, right?

520
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:10,640
Yeah, cooly.

521
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,440
Like looking real cool, like real cash.

522
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,799
So cool.

523
00:24:14,799 --> 00:24:19,759
And the lead, what you assume is the lead soldier.

524
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:25,200
She steps up to you and says, where are you headed to?

525
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,839
Oh, good day, we're just going to El Tirol.

526
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,440
And what is the purpose of your travel?

527
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:36,799
Well...

528
00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:40,079
Cut to 10 minutes later.

529
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:47,680
Okay, and do you have any belongings you would like to declare, allegiances?

530
00:24:50,319 --> 00:24:53,119
I mean, Bahamut, as I mentioned, I do have a prophecy.

531
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:55,440
I was more talking to the quiet two.

532
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,319
Yes, dear, I got it, Bahamut.

533
00:24:58,319 --> 00:25:00,000
I mean, we're not like, you know...

534
00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:03,680
We're not Bahamaniacs or anything like that.

535
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:09,680
But we're with Glim here, so we're helping her out with her thing.

536
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:15,680
All right, a Bahamaniac and her cohorts.

537
00:25:16,319 --> 00:25:17,599
Good, good, good.

538
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:22,320
Any dangerous goods you're traveling down this way?

539
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:26,560
Well, we have our weapons on us, but the roads...

540
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:32,160
The soldier looks kind of at what you're carrying and is like, yeah, it's fine.

541
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:32,400
Okay.

542
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:32,800
That's fine.

543
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,520
I was just going to say.

544
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,040
Can I...

545
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:39,760
I don't mean to be disrespectful, but I'm just curious, are you...

546
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:43,200
Do you serve the lord of these lands or why are you...

547
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,440
Or the one true lord, Bahamut.

548
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:52,800
Um, no, no, not the one true lord, Bahamut.

549
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,960
No, we are soldiers and clerics from El Turo.

550
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:01,600
We've set up these checkpoints and waypoints as kind of a...

551
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:09,280
We're trying to track down certain cult members who eluded the army of Waterdeep's forces.

552
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,880
Cult? Like the cult of the dragon cult?

553
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,520
Mm-hmm.

554
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,480
Like those purple cloak-wearing motherfuckers?

555
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:18,800
Yes, exactly.

556
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:23,040
Those purple cloak-wearing individuals who have done so many wrongs.

557
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,120
Everybody make a wisdom saving throw.

558
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:27,440
Oh, no.

559
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,160
Wisdom saving throw.

560
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,680
What's a minus one?

561
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,560
Oh, no.

562
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:32,960
Four.

563
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:33,280
Twenty.

564
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:34,640
Oh, Jesus.

565
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,400
Oh, wow. All right.

566
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:38,480
Fourteen.

567
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,560
We are a well-bAlydinced group.

568
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,000
I think that's what this says.

569
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,120
I think that is what it says.

570
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:43,520
I like it.

571
00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:49,680
Okay. Glim, you sense like a wave of something come over you,

572
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,400
and you notice that there's a cleric who appears to be...

573
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,119
You can presume that they're casting something.

574
00:26:55,839 --> 00:27:02,879
Sully, you and Moot, for whatever reason, must tell the truth.

575
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,639
Motherfucker casts on the truth.

576
00:27:06,639 --> 00:27:07,680
God damn it.

577
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:12,880
The soldier looks over her shoulder and nods and says,

578
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:17,360
and have you three had any dealings with the Cult of the Dragon recently?

579
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,200
No, not recently.

580
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:21,279
No.

581
00:27:21,279 --> 00:27:22,560
I've been with these chuckleheads.

582
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,440
And perhaps ever.

583
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:32,799
Do you know of any cult travels?

584
00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:35,600
I don't know of any travels.

585
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,120
I did have a run-in with them before I left home,

586
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,480
but that was a while ago now.

587
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,280
Interesting. Where was home?

588
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,200
It was at our half-orc village in High Forest.

589
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:50,800
Yes, they were hit quite hard.

590
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,240
Well, it wasn't just half-orcs there.

591
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:57,280
There were some humans, some full-blooded orcs, but mostly half-orcs.

592
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,840
We had a pretty good group of people.

593
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,320
We all lived in pretty good harmony.

594
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,880
Tough to get half-orcs without humans and full-blooded orcs.

595
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:12,480
Some people don't view that union as a very positive thing,

596
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:17,200
but there was no judgment in our village, which was fantastic.

597
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,640
Until those cult guys showed up.

598
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,920
No judgment here, my brother.

599
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:21,520
Thanks, Sully.

600
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,400
And Sora, you said you didn't have any dealings with the cult?

601
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,600
Well, not recently, but in the past for sure.

602
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,280
They did kidnap me that one time, but I got free and I ran.

603
00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:38,559
But then I was kidnapped again in the forest.

604
00:28:38,559 --> 00:28:40,879
A lot of kidnappings for this one, yeah.

605
00:28:40,879 --> 00:28:43,519
Well, I think it might be my size, man.

606
00:28:43,519 --> 00:28:45,359
I'm easily portable or something.

607
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,359
But anyway, and then I woke up in a jail in, what was that?

608
00:28:49,359 --> 00:28:50,399
Always winter?

609
00:28:50,399 --> 00:28:51,599
Never winter?

610
00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:52,480
Forever winter?

611
00:28:53,759 --> 00:28:54,399
Never winter.

612
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:54,960
Never winter.

613
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,879
Woke up in a jail cell and never winter, saying that I assaulted,

614
00:28:58,879 --> 00:29:02,240
allegedly assaulted another guard.

615
00:29:02,319 --> 00:29:06,799
And which was completely false claims, considering that-

616
00:29:06,799 --> 00:29:11,279
So you were released because the evidence found you free?

617
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,519
Well, absolutely.

618
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:19,599
They had nothing, nothing to stick on me, which I mean, I say, well,

619
00:29:19,599 --> 00:29:22,559
they would have found that no evidence would stick on me,

620
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:27,200
but I completely broke that prison.

621
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,000
Yeah, I broke out.

622
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:29,279
I broke out.

623
00:29:29,279 --> 00:29:30,720
I escaped the prison.

624
00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:33,600
And now, though, I find myself here.

625
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:40,160
Have I ever once assaulted anybody that was not a monster that was attacking us?

626
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,360
Not that didn't have it coming.

627
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:41,680
Thank you.

628
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,839
And something was weird with that warden of that jail.

629
00:29:45,839 --> 00:29:47,600
She was clearly setting Sully up for something.

630
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,559
Oh my goodness.

631
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,279
And they had some bad dealings going on.

632
00:29:51,279 --> 00:29:51,600
You know what?

633
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:56,799
The warden of that jail had some mix-ins in with the Cult of the Dragon.

634
00:29:56,799 --> 00:29:59,839
Some mix-ins, like what you put in with ice cream.

635
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:01,680
What's ice cream?

636
00:30:02,319 --> 00:30:03,600
You haven't had ice cream.

637
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,400
You were in Neverwinter, and you never had ice cream?

638
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,279
They do not give the inmates sweet treats.

639
00:30:09,279 --> 00:30:11,360
That doesn't really sound like a jail kind of thing.

640
00:30:12,559 --> 00:30:16,720
Maybe I would not have left had they given me some of this ice cream.

641
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,039
Okay, good to know.

642
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,720
All right, well, you are free to pass through.

643
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,400
Cool, thanks.

644
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,079
Sully starts walking.

645
00:30:27,039 --> 00:30:31,919
Just out of curiosity, if we do see some people, some cult people,

646
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:38,000
do you guys have a home office or is it just all roving field reporters?

647
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,439
Like who do we talk to?

648
00:30:40,079 --> 00:30:43,199
Well, there are many people in the field, so to speak.

649
00:30:43,199 --> 00:30:45,679
If you see anybody between here and El Toro,

650
00:30:45,679 --> 00:30:50,000
you're more than welcome to go speak to the Lord's Guard.

651
00:30:52,399 --> 00:30:54,240
And what's your name so we can tell them

652
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,240
that you suggested we go talk to them?

653
00:30:59,440 --> 00:30:59,920
Shayna.

654
00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:04,400
Wow, that's not where I expected that to go with the initial starting sound.

655
00:31:05,599 --> 00:31:07,359
All right, Shayna, see you around.

656
00:31:08,319 --> 00:31:09,599
Sully's a ways off.

657
00:31:11,359 --> 00:31:13,359
Do you have a description of the cult members?

658
00:31:13,359 --> 00:31:16,160
I assume they're not still going to be wearing their purple robes.

659
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:21,039
No, no, it's tough to tell them as we have these set up.

660
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,359
There's some who are peculiar.

661
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
She kind of looks over to Sully.

662
00:31:29,359 --> 00:31:31,359
Sully looks back, I'm not a cult member.

663
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:36,480
But watching them long enough, they tend to reveal themselves quite quickly.

664
00:31:37,279 --> 00:31:38,559
Ah, the flashes.

665
00:31:38,559 --> 00:31:39,519
I see.

666
00:31:39,519 --> 00:31:40,639
Aren't you gone yet?

667
00:31:40,639 --> 00:31:41,279
The flash.

668
00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:47,759
For someone who's far away, you've got excellent hearing.

669
00:31:47,759 --> 00:31:48,240
You know what?

670
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,000
Sully does have really good hearing.

671
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,599
I feel like it's been established before.

672
00:31:53,599 --> 00:31:57,119
I was going to say, but I already established that in a backstory somewhere.

673
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:04,079
She leans into you, Glim, and Moot, I don't know if you've walked off to Sully or not.

674
00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:05,920
Kind of halfway in between.

675
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:06,420
Okay.

676
00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:12,399
Just, I don't know, how long have you been with these two?

677
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,759
Oh, well, for a while.

678
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,079
I mean, they're part of my destiny.

679
00:32:18,799 --> 00:32:19,839
So we're a trio.

680
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,920
Right, yes, we went over the destiny, yes.

681
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,640
Yes, so they're part of that whole thing.

682
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,600
So they're definitely the good guys.

683
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,840
Keep an eye on the small one, that's all I say.

684
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,800
Someone might check in with you once you reach El Toro.

685
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,160
Never mind about it, it's nothing to be worried.

686
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:43,360
Someone might ask a few more questions.

687
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,640
Well, I love answering questions.

688
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,720
And she waves you through and goes on to the next group

689
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:57,680
that was patiently waiting for the last 20 minutes as you discussed all of this.

690
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:08,880
We're in the middle now.

691
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,560
Thanks for being here.

692
00:33:11,759 --> 00:33:13,040
Welcome to the peanut butter.

693
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,759
We'll have some peanut butter for you.

694
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,440
What if there's people who are allergic?

695
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,720
We'll have sunflower butter for you.

696
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:26,160
Yeah, some sort of seed butter.

697
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,120
Yeah, you got a seed, we'll make butter out of it.

698
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,000
Let's move on from that statement.

699
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,560
Let's keep going, my goodness.

700
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:35,520
Let's just keep rolling.

701
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:36,800
Yeah, that's fair.

702
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:41,520
Do you know who can name things better than Russ, like seed butter?

703
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,240
Our patrons.

704
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,280
Our patrons can do that.

705
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:43,759
Oh, that's true.

706
00:33:43,759 --> 00:33:44,720
Yes, thank God for them.

707
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,480
They make up names that don't even start with G, you guys.

708
00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:51,200
Are there even names that don't start with G?

709
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,279
There was a name that started with a G,

710
00:33:53,279 --> 00:33:55,600
and sure, it was a play off of one of my characters.

711
00:33:56,319 --> 00:33:57,279
Was it Grancyne?

712
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,640
But yes, recently, it's been a little while

713
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,720
since we've done this little update here,

714
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,559
and I said I was going to try and be better with it,

715
00:34:06,559 --> 00:34:08,320
but I'm not because I'm not.

716
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:09,599
You are, you're doing it right now.

717
00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:11,360
You're doing it right now.

718
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,799
Our patrons make up names and give us items in show,

719
00:34:15,519 --> 00:34:18,400
and then we use those in show.

720
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,559
So at the in-world tier, which is $15 a month,

721
00:34:22,559 --> 00:34:26,719
you can submit a character or an NPC

722
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,279
that is involved in the story.

723
00:34:29,839 --> 00:34:32,639
You can create a magic item, magic or mundane item.

724
00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:34,079
You can just give them a paperclip.

725
00:34:34,079 --> 00:34:35,279
That's totally cool too.

726
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:37,839
On board for it.

727
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,039
Give me a paperclip.

728
00:34:39,039 --> 00:34:40,400
Don't tell me what it's for.

729
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,760
Watch me freak out about it for 30 minutes.

730
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,440
Yes, please.

731
00:34:46,559 --> 00:34:50,240
And you can contribute to a random NPC list.

732
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:53,920
All that and then everything else in previous tiers,

733
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,320
which is a whole bunch of exclusive bonus content,

734
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,880
but some people who have recently given us names

735
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:06,240
are Fen Talma, which is the goblin you met

736
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,960
when you were with David and Tiffany,

737
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:10,560
with the turnt gobos.

738
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:10,800
Oh yes, yeah.

739
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:11,760
One of the turnt gobos.

740
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,360
No, the non-turnt gobo.

741
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,160
That was the one from the water deep guard

742
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:16,480
who gave you the rundown.

743
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,800
The one who's just turned it all around for himself.

744
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:19,040
Sure.

745
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,920
So that was provided by Fen the Goblin.

746
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:24,080
Well, thank you Fen the Goblin.

747
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,000
Thank you.

748
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:27,360
Another name.

749
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,440
These are ones that Carla has brought to life.

750
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:30,640
So thank you Carla.

751
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:35,200
Lipsinki, Pip Diggins was provided by Devon Michaels.

752
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,040
My life wouldn't be complete without Lipsinki.

753
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,600
Yep, and they were always supposed to be

754
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,120
kind of a pippy long stocking thing,

755
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,640
which they turned into.

756
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,280
So that was great.

757
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:45,680
Perfect.

758
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,960
She was real fun.

759
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:52,720
Then most recently, Lex or Beefy Boy or No Name or Granger.

760
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:55,520
That whole list of names I had at the beginning.

761
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,080
Yeah, I can't list them all.

762
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,920
But one of which was Lee, because.

763
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:04,480
Because Lee Henderson provided what I put down originally

764
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,199
as a Frankenstein character, which Lex.

765
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:08,880
Kind of is.

766
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,440
Kind of is.

767
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,960
So thank you very much to our patrons.

768
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,559
There are plenty more names coming on the way.

769
00:36:17,119 --> 00:36:20,320
And if you would like to submit a name or an item

770
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,480
or a paper clip to the show,

771
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:27,119
you can do so by visiting Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

772
00:36:27,119 --> 00:36:29,920
And that tier specifically is at the $15 a month tier.

773
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,360
But if you can't give quite that much,

774
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:35,280
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794
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,519
You carry on your way and it's,

795
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,079
you know, you make it to El Toro by kind of dusk.

796
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,000
And you reach the city.

797
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:35,680
It is a city that lies as soon as you kind of crest over

798
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:40,639
the hills of the heartlands that you find yourselves in.

799
00:37:40,639 --> 00:37:47,360
It's on a river and there is a main hold, a main keep

800
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,720
that looks like it's in the center of the town.

801
00:37:51,599 --> 00:37:56,240
The city in and of itself sprawls pretty far.

802
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:59,119
Like it's a reasonably large city.

803
00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:03,039
From what anybody remembers from their history check,

804
00:38:03,039 --> 00:38:06,159
like it's a city of close to 30,000 people.

805
00:38:07,039 --> 00:38:11,279
It was previously evacuated due to the cult following,

806
00:38:11,279 --> 00:38:14,960
but it looks like many people have begun returning to El Toro.

807
00:38:15,839 --> 00:38:17,839
Hey guys, I don't want to stay here very long.

808
00:38:17,839 --> 00:38:19,759
I don't like the initial interrogation

809
00:38:19,759 --> 00:38:22,799
and the poking and prodding into my own personal stuff.

810
00:38:22,799 --> 00:38:24,639
Well, that's fair, but I do understand.

811
00:38:24,639 --> 00:38:28,400
I mean, this whole city was almost destroyed

812
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,840
and the cult really took over.

813
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,280
And so they're just, you know, trying to be protective.

814
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,160
But you're my friend and I want to be protective of you.

815
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,079
So you're right, we probably shouldn't stay too long.

816
00:38:38,079 --> 00:38:41,360
They seem suspicious of you a little.

817
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,079
Well, yeah.

818
00:38:42,079 --> 00:38:44,320
And I mean, like normally I would have like

819
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,160
really protected my own personal like feelings

820
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,480
and history and stuff because I don't think

821
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,680
that kind of stuff matters.

822
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:55,119
But I just like spilled the freaking beans, man.

823
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,519
Yeah, I was wondering about that.

824
00:38:57,519 --> 00:38:58,559
Didn't seem like the,

825
00:38:59,199 --> 00:39:02,239
you're not usually so forthcoming to strangers.

826
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:03,360
You make it into the city

827
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:07,440
and it's largely primarily humans in this city.

828
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,280
You walk past a few as it's getting to be

829
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,960
a little bit after dusk and

830
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,920
nobody really looks too concerned

831
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,840
at any of you walking into town.

832
00:39:18,559 --> 00:39:20,880
So what are you looking for in town?

833
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,239
Probably something to eat and drink,

834
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,639
a place to sleep and then continue on.

835
00:39:27,359 --> 00:39:28,159
Yeah, probably.

836
00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:30,879
You walk through town a little ways.

837
00:39:31,519 --> 00:39:34,239
You make it to a bit of a busier portion of town

838
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:35,359
as you get further in.

839
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,440
And you make it to a tavern.

840
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,879
And the tavern is called...

841
00:39:43,359 --> 00:39:45,119
Not a library.

842
00:39:47,359 --> 00:39:48,400
What a weird name.

843
00:39:49,039 --> 00:39:50,400
I peeked through a window.

844
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,519
Yeah, this looks like a,

845
00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:52,879
this looks like a bayou, guys.

846
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,840
Is this, is it a name?

847
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,000
So a weird but accurate name.

848
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,160
Yeah, I mean, is it clever or anything?

849
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,280
Am I missing something?

850
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,079
Maybe it used to be a library

851
00:40:04,079 --> 00:40:05,039
and they want,

852
00:40:05,039 --> 00:40:07,519
they got sick of all those bookworms coming in

853
00:40:07,519 --> 00:40:10,240
asking for recommendations

854
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,880
when all they wanted to do was sell mead.

855
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:14,240
Yeah, maybe.

856
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,960
Do you, well, let's go in.

857
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,119
Want to not go into the li,

858
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,519
not, oh no.

859
00:40:23,519 --> 00:40:25,039
I mean, I like normal libraries,

860
00:40:25,039 --> 00:40:26,480
so I'm sure this will be great too.

861
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,079
One of you heads into not a library,

862
00:40:32,079 --> 00:40:33,760
the tavern in front of you.

863
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:37,360
And it's not bustling.

864
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:41,679
There are a few people who are enjoying a meal

865
00:40:41,679 --> 00:40:42,559
and a few drinks.

866
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,440
And many tables that are open.

867
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,480
There is a human male standing behind the tavern,

868
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:51,679
or standing, standing.

869
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,240
Taking a pee in the alleyway.

870
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:57,599
Yeah, there is a human male standing behind the bar

871
00:40:57,599 --> 00:40:59,360
and he notices you come in and says,

872
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,880
ah, travelers, what can I get you?

873
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,599
Some answers about your name.

874
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,519
Why not a library?

875
00:41:07,119 --> 00:41:10,720
Well, you know, we were a library.

876
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:12,079
Oh, so you were right.

877
00:41:12,079 --> 00:41:13,200
They were a library.

878
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:13,519
Yeah.

879
00:41:13,519 --> 00:41:14,880
I guess it's a very clever name.

880
00:41:15,519 --> 00:41:19,280
And then we're not a library now, you know?

881
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,079
So it seemed like a good fix.

882
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,720
I'll have a meat and got anything like quick

883
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:27,760
and convenient to eat.

884
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,920
I'm starving and I don't want to wait.

885
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,840
Well, you know, we've been trying to bring in

886
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,960
some different delicacies here to not a library.

887
00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:37,280
Can I interest you in some,

888
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,680
let me see what the chef has whipped up tonight.

889
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:42,240
And he says,

890
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:46,000
marinated artichokes seasoned with caper and chicory

891
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,720
and served on a bed of wild mushroom rice.

892
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:49,520
Fuck yeah, bud.

893
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,000
Thank you.

894
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,280
That sounds delicious.

895
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,240
Do you have anything meatier, too, like?

896
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:56,800
Well, we have the second thing he put down here

897
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,520
is potatoes, potatoes of all sizes.

898
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,360
Grab a giant potato bowl for potato soup

899
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,200
with a side of roasted potatoes.

900
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,920
So it seems like he ran out of meat.

901
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,960
He really used up all of his culinary.

902
00:42:11,039 --> 00:42:13,039
Inspiration on the first dish.

903
00:42:13,039 --> 00:42:15,760
Really came out with, yeah, the marinated artichokes,

904
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:20,159
which, you know, not a lot of meat today, apparently.

905
00:42:21,119 --> 00:42:22,800
Butcher day, what day is it?

906
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,920
Butcher day is tomorrow.

907
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,280
Well, that's fine.

908
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,519
I will take the first delicious option.

909
00:42:27,519 --> 00:42:30,159
Marinated artichokes seasoned with caper and chicory

910
00:42:30,159 --> 00:42:31,760
and served with a bed of wild rice.

911
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,039
It takes a long time to write down.

912
00:42:33,039 --> 00:42:34,880
I'm just going to write down artichokes.

913
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,039
Yeah, I'll have that, too.

914
00:42:37,039 --> 00:42:38,800
Do you guys want to share a potato?

915
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,840
Yeah, let's bring us your biggest potato.

916
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:42,960
Get the big potato.

917
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,480
Get a potato for the table.

918
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,600
Get the biggest potato you have.

919
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,160
Good, good.

920
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,320
You're the first people to order the potatoes.

921
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,080
It's got an exclamation mark on it.

922
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,519
Oh, it has an exclamation mark.

923
00:42:53,519 --> 00:42:54,400
I'd like to potato.

924
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,440
Yeah, he shows you the menu

925
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,760
and there definitely is an exclamation mark right after that.

926
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:58,000
That's impressive.

927
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,280
Well, you know.

928
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,160
It's exciting.

929
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,720
Yeah, I almost said a G name.

930
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,280
I was just going to say.

931
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:05,840
Ferret.

932
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:09,840
Ferret is an excellent chef.

933
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,240
A, B, C, D, E, S, G.

934
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,600
He's going backwards, folks.

935
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:14,480
He's going backwards.

936
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,920
We have a real ratatouille situation on our hands.

937
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,680
He's totally a ratatouille chef.

938
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:23,040
He's a rip-off ratatouille chef.

939
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:23,920
Anyways.

940
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,200
And what's your name find, sir?

941
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,120
Or madam.

942
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,400
I can't remember what it is.

943
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,519
I am a sir.

944
00:43:29,519 --> 00:43:30,400
I am a sir.

945
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,040
Yes, yes.

946
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,080
I don't like to presume.

947
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,280
He never likes to assume.

948
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:33,780
Yep.

949
00:43:34,260 --> 00:43:36,100
Uh, uh, my name is Mon.

950
00:43:36,740 --> 00:43:37,940
Hey, Mon.

951
00:43:37,940 --> 00:43:39,060
Why is it so funny?

952
00:43:39,860 --> 00:43:41,060
Well, it's kind of like man.

953
00:43:42,180 --> 00:43:44,740
But, but it's Mon, M-O-N, not M-A-N.

954
00:43:44,740 --> 00:43:45,060
I know.

955
00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:46,420
I just think you're so cool, Mon.

956
00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:48,900
Thank you.

957
00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:49,300
Thank you.

958
00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:51,780
I'm so glad you three have walked into my,

959
00:43:52,820 --> 00:43:53,940
not a library tonight.

960
00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:55,940
And he kind of mumbles to himself.

961
00:43:55,940 --> 00:43:56,500
Hold on a second.

962
00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:57,220
I got a question.

963
00:43:57,220 --> 00:43:57,860
Thanks, Mon.

964
00:43:57,860 --> 00:44:00,019
Is there any vacancy over at Nottingham?

965
00:44:00,019 --> 00:44:03,460
Nottingham closed down a few, a few years ago.

966
00:44:03,940 --> 00:44:04,659
That's too bad.

967
00:44:04,659 --> 00:44:04,980
Okay.

968
00:44:04,980 --> 00:44:06,260
What about the one beside it?

969
00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:07,460
We are an inn.

970
00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:07,780
Yep.

971
00:44:07,780 --> 00:44:09,619
There definitely have vacancies.

972
00:44:09,619 --> 00:44:09,860
Okay.

973
00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:10,340
That's great.

974
00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:13,220
I just, you guys are all connected here along this like little strip.

975
00:44:13,220 --> 00:44:14,740
So I just kind of thought I'd ask.

976
00:44:14,740 --> 00:44:14,980
Yeah.

977
00:44:14,980 --> 00:44:16,579
Not many travelers through right now.

978
00:44:16,579 --> 00:44:18,179
You know, we're not up to full capacity.

979
00:44:18,179 --> 00:44:22,179
So I'm sure we are an inn would have many places for you to stay.

980
00:44:23,139 --> 00:44:23,780
Cool.

981
00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:24,340
Thanks, Mon.

982
00:44:24,980 --> 00:44:26,179
He walks back into the kitchen.

983
00:44:27,220 --> 00:44:31,860
Guys, can I just say I'm super excited about the potato for the table.

984
00:44:32,659 --> 00:44:33,139
Me too.

985
00:44:33,139 --> 00:44:33,940
I'm so curious.

986
00:44:33,940 --> 00:44:35,699
I mean, the artichoke sound delicious.

987
00:44:35,699 --> 00:44:36,019
Sure.

988
00:44:36,019 --> 00:44:41,059
Like, if that is your first option and then they're going to bring something else,

989
00:44:41,059 --> 00:44:43,940
like this potato is probably going to be amazing.

990
00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:44,900
Well, that's what I'm thinking.

991
00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:46,259
Plus the exclamation mark.

992
00:44:46,259 --> 00:44:46,659
Oh my goodness.

993
00:44:46,659 --> 00:44:47,940
That's what sold it for me.

994
00:44:47,940 --> 00:44:49,460
I'm wondering if it's cooked or not.

995
00:44:50,579 --> 00:44:51,940
I guess we're going to find out.

996
00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:53,139
He didn't really say.

997
00:44:53,139 --> 00:44:57,539
He might just scream potato from the back and then just throw one at us.

998
00:44:57,539 --> 00:44:58,339
You don't know.

999
00:44:58,339 --> 00:45:00,739
I guess, I guess everyone be ready.

1000
00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:03,300
I was born ready.

1001
00:45:04,580 --> 00:45:05,540
A few moments later.

1002
00:45:05,540 --> 00:45:06,420
Do any potatoes fly at our head?

1003
00:45:07,780 --> 00:45:08,420
Out of the bag.

1004
00:45:08,420 --> 00:45:09,380
I'm ready my action.

1005
00:45:09,380 --> 00:45:09,860
Rock it.

1006
00:45:10,660 --> 00:45:12,340
It's magic missile potatoes.

1007
00:45:12,340 --> 00:45:12,980
That's what it is.

1008
00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:14,580
They surely hit you.

1009
00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:15,940
Mon comes back.

1010
00:45:15,940 --> 00:45:16,660
Hold on.

1011
00:45:16,660 --> 00:45:18,180
Magic missile potatoes.

1012
00:45:18,180 --> 00:45:19,140
They'll hit the spot.

1013
00:45:22,740 --> 00:45:23,780
Write it down.

1014
00:45:23,780 --> 00:45:25,620
Somebody write it down.

1015
00:45:25,620 --> 00:45:27,380
Amy doesn't write during these.

1016
00:45:27,380 --> 00:45:28,980
Merch shirt.

1017
00:45:28,980 --> 00:45:29,860
Save it.

1018
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:32,019
Save it for NPC interaction.

1019
00:45:32,019 --> 00:45:33,380
Now it's just a thing you said.

1020
00:45:33,380 --> 00:45:36,820
I'm sorry, but sometimes it doesn't come up.

1021
00:45:37,380 --> 00:45:41,059
And if you don't say it, then like two seconds later, you're like, oh, what was I going to say?

1022
00:45:41,059 --> 00:45:43,700
When Mon brings it over, edit all this out.

1023
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:45,700
I'll say, hey, have you thought about?

1024
00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:47,380
And then I'll give him the idea.

1025
00:45:47,380 --> 00:45:49,940
And then we can add it as merch shirt.

1026
00:45:51,300 --> 00:45:52,660
Merch and or shirt.

1027
00:45:53,539 --> 00:45:55,460
I would wear a t-shirt that said that.

1028
00:45:56,660 --> 00:45:59,460
No one would know what it meant, but I would and it would make me happy.

1029
00:45:59,780 --> 00:46:01,059
Not a library.

1030
00:46:01,059 --> 00:46:04,820
Yes, I would maybe also like not a library on a shirt.

1031
00:46:06,820 --> 00:46:14,340
Mon comes out with several plates, bAlydincing them on his arms, and he lays them down.

1032
00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:18,980
And it's the plates of artichokes for those who ordered them.

1033
00:46:18,980 --> 00:46:19,940
I think it was everybody.

1034
00:46:19,940 --> 00:46:22,099
But and then there was the potato for the table.

1035
00:46:22,099 --> 00:46:26,420
He says, I'll bring the potatoes back momentarily.

1036
00:46:26,420 --> 00:46:33,300
Enjoy your artichokes seasoned with caper and chicory and served on a bed of wild mushroom rice.

1037
00:46:33,300 --> 00:46:37,619
Hey, hey, hey, Mon, something just occurred to me.

1038
00:46:38,180 --> 00:46:39,700
I used to be a namologist.

1039
00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:43,220
And I'm just saying like potatoes exclamation marks really good.

1040
00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:46,180
But what if you name them magic missile potatoes?

1041
00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:48,820
They'll hit the spot.

1042
00:46:48,820 --> 00:46:51,380
Oh, just think about it.

1043
00:46:51,380 --> 00:46:52,980
I like that I'm marinating on.

1044
00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:54,099
It's it's good.

1045
00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:56,339
You haven't tried them yet.

1046
00:46:57,380 --> 00:47:02,420
I just buy the smell of them from the back is all I can assume is that that tastes real good.

1047
00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:02,900
Perfect.

1048
00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:05,619
I will go I will go fetch the potatoes.

1049
00:47:05,619 --> 00:47:06,980
Magic missile, perhaps.

1050
00:47:06,980 --> 00:47:07,940
We'll see.

1051
00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:09,380
I'll talk to Ferret about it.

1052
00:47:09,380 --> 00:47:10,739
See what see what they think.

1053
00:47:13,699 --> 00:47:15,380
Really going to have to mull this one over.

1054
00:47:15,380 --> 00:47:16,579
OK, I'll be back.

1055
00:47:18,019 --> 00:47:19,219
You dive into your.

1056
00:47:19,219 --> 00:47:22,900
As he's walking away, I scream at him, mull it over.

1057
00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:24,900
A new name for your in-house.

1058
00:47:26,420 --> 00:47:28,740
Um, wine, mulled wine.

1059
00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:29,860
Yes, yes, your mulled wine.

1060
00:47:29,860 --> 00:47:30,660
Yes, thank you.

1061
00:47:30,660 --> 00:47:31,139
You're welcome.

1062
00:47:31,139 --> 00:47:32,260
Halfling friend.

1063
00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:35,460
Your past as a namologist is really seeming to pay off.

1064
00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:40,820
Well, it's just kind of feels like you're so fast with them coming to you.

1065
00:47:40,820 --> 00:47:41,220
I know.

1066
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:46,260
He comes back with several plates and bowls.

1067
00:47:46,260 --> 00:47:46,820
Oh, my.

1068
00:47:46,820 --> 00:47:52,099
He lays the plates into each individual down in front of you and gives you each a bowl

1069
00:47:52,099 --> 00:47:53,940
and says, I shall return.

1070
00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:54,980
There's no potatoes yet.

1071
00:47:56,500 --> 00:48:00,500
Sorry, there's no potatoes yet or there's no potatoes yet.

1072
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:03,219
Me saying it.

1073
00:48:03,219 --> 00:48:04,099
But yes, you're right.

1074
00:48:04,099 --> 00:48:05,619
There's no potatoes yet.

1075
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:12,339
He goes into the back and you hear some grunting and heavy lifting and he comes out

1076
00:48:12,339 --> 00:48:17,219
and he's carrying a big pot and has a big plate like this wide on top of his head.

1077
00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:22,100
He's very, very talented with bAlydincing things, obviously.

1078
00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:27,700
And he pulls up the big bowl of potato soup and puts it down in the middle of the table

1079
00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:32,260
and lays the platter of various types of potatoes.

1080
00:48:32,260 --> 00:48:39,060
Some baked whole, some cut up cubed raw, some various herbed smoked,

1081
00:48:39,060 --> 00:48:42,100
some in spiral twists, others mashed.

1082
00:48:43,140 --> 00:48:45,060
And he says, potatoes.

1083
00:48:47,940 --> 00:48:49,140
Sully claps his hands.

1084
00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:52,660
I am so relieved we just got one for the table.

1085
00:48:52,660 --> 00:48:53,300
Oh, my goodness.

1086
00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:55,300
What if we all ordered potatoes?

1087
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:55,800
Oh, my.

1088
00:48:56,660 --> 00:48:57,860
It is a lot of food.

1089
00:48:57,860 --> 00:48:58,980
This looks amazing.

1090
00:48:58,980 --> 00:49:03,780
Yes, I was perhaps attempted to revise the menu paper.

1091
00:49:03,780 --> 00:49:06,260
Paper is very expensive these days.

1092
00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:09,220
But now that we have magic missile potatoes to think about,

1093
00:49:09,220 --> 00:49:13,700
it gives us gives us time to think about actually revising.

1094
00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:16,900
I mean, that's really a brand you can you can hook on to.

1095
00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:18,340
And this is amazing.

1096
00:49:18,340 --> 00:49:20,340
But you might want to think about your portion size.

1097
00:49:22,420 --> 00:49:23,940
What's wrong with the portion size?

1098
00:49:23,940 --> 00:49:24,500
Well, nothing.

1099
00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:28,180
But I mean, if you want to really like turn a profit here,

1100
00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:33,220
you could you could give at least half the amount of food that you've given here

1101
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,619
and people will be so super satisfied with it.

1102
00:49:35,619 --> 00:49:44,420
But if a dish is called potatoes and it comes out and has small amounts of potatoes,

1103
00:49:45,139 --> 00:49:46,340
less yelly.

1104
00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:48,740
But a large variety of potatoes.

1105
00:49:48,740 --> 00:49:51,380
There is a large varietal of potatoes.

1106
00:49:51,380 --> 00:49:52,980
I'm happy with what I have, Miss.

1107
00:49:52,980 --> 00:49:54,740
I was just thinking about your bottom dollar.

1108
00:49:54,740 --> 00:49:55,300
Thank you.

1109
00:49:55,300 --> 00:49:55,780
Thank you.

1110
00:49:55,780 --> 00:49:58,740
More to mull over like the wine.

1111
00:49:58,740 --> 00:49:59,220
That's right.

1112
00:50:00,260 --> 00:50:01,300
Mull it over.

1113
00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:03,539
He brings you your meads and says, well, I've

1114
00:50:05,059 --> 00:50:07,460
got new life goals to think about here.

1115
00:50:08,340 --> 00:50:09,300
I'll leave you to it.

1116
00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:10,980
Thanks, Mon.

1117
00:50:10,980 --> 00:50:11,780
Anytime.

1118
00:50:11,780 --> 00:50:12,740
Your names were?

1119
00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:16,260
Through a mouthful of mashed potatoes.

1120
00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:18,260
I say, Holly.

1121
00:50:19,220 --> 00:50:19,620
Holly.

1122
00:50:21,220 --> 00:50:22,820
And I spit potatoes everywhere.

1123
00:50:22,820 --> 00:50:23,300
Shully.

1124
00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:25,060
Shully.

1125
00:50:25,060 --> 00:50:26,340
OK, got it.

1126
00:50:26,340 --> 00:50:27,940
Moot over here.

1127
00:50:27,940 --> 00:50:28,580
I'm Glim.

1128
00:50:28,580 --> 00:50:31,220
Moot and Glim and Shully.

1129
00:50:32,180 --> 00:50:32,580
Got it.

1130
00:50:33,220 --> 00:50:37,060
And he goes back behind the bar to speak with some other patrons.

1131
00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:42,020
Wow, Sully, you're really have you ever been a business consultant?

1132
00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:45,060
I know you've had a lot of jobs and it doesn't really sound like the kind of job

1133
00:50:45,059 --> 00:50:47,139
you would have had, but you're giving him a lot of great advice.

1134
00:50:47,139 --> 00:50:48,019
A lot of great ideas.

1135
00:50:48,019 --> 00:50:52,579
Well, you know, I worked for some time as a musician,

1136
00:50:54,980 --> 00:50:59,539
which is just when you are you give ideas to other people,

1137
00:50:59,539 --> 00:51:03,940
like you are the source of their of their inspiration.

1138
00:51:06,659 --> 00:51:07,779
Carla likes this one.

1139
00:51:10,019 --> 00:51:13,860
And so I think that might be where this is coming from,

1140
00:51:13,860 --> 00:51:16,099
you know, like I got a lot of really good ideas.

1141
00:51:16,099 --> 00:51:19,220
But, you know, sometimes I just hold them all in.

1142
00:51:20,260 --> 00:51:25,620
Have you thought about, you know, like writing these all down as the inspiration strikes?

1143
00:51:25,620 --> 00:51:28,099
Well, you know, I'm not really great with the pen and paper.

1144
00:51:28,099 --> 00:51:32,340
I didn't really go to some any formal educational institution.

1145
00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:35,300
But every time I blurt one out, if you want to write it down for me,

1146
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:36,500
Moot, we could be a team.

1147
00:51:37,059 --> 00:51:38,900
I mean, I've already been doing that.

1148
00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:40,579
Oh, so I'll just continue.

1149
00:51:40,579 --> 00:51:42,660
Well, yeah, because why double up the effort?

1150
00:51:42,659 --> 00:51:44,899
Well, see, like I already wrote down musician here.

1151
00:51:46,899 --> 00:51:48,339
Well, have you never heard of that job?

1152
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:55,059
I've yeah, I've heard of that job just in a different way.

1153
00:51:55,059 --> 00:51:57,619
Oh, yeah, it's definitely different spelling.

1154
00:52:01,859 --> 00:52:03,059
It's with the T.I.O.N.

1155
00:52:05,940 --> 00:52:10,179
You finish up your meals and Mon comes over and says,

1156
00:52:10,180 --> 00:52:13,060
Can I get you anything else?

1157
00:52:13,060 --> 00:52:14,100
You've given me so much.

1158
00:52:15,140 --> 00:52:16,260
What can I give to you?

1159
00:52:16,260 --> 00:52:17,220
Do you need more mead?

1160
00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:19,140
Do you need more food?

1161
00:52:19,140 --> 00:52:21,220
Are you headed over to the we are an inn?

1162
00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:24,500
Well, I certainly don't need any more food.

1163
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:25,140
Oh, my gosh.

1164
00:52:25,140 --> 00:52:27,940
No, I don't think I you guys gonna have to roll me out of here.

1165
00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:30,740
You did finish off all of the potatoes.

1166
00:52:30,740 --> 00:52:35,780
So it seems to be a good portion size for perhaps a family or a traveling trio.

1167
00:52:35,780 --> 00:52:37,060
Oh, definitely.

1168
00:52:37,059 --> 00:52:40,500
I like this whole family style like you serve yourself off the planet.

1169
00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:44,340
Yeah, did you feel maybe mention that to people when they order it?

1170
00:52:44,980 --> 00:52:48,099
That perhaps it's to feed more than one person.

1171
00:52:49,699 --> 00:52:50,340
Good to know.

1172
00:52:50,340 --> 00:52:51,059
I love this place.

1173
00:52:51,059 --> 00:52:52,500
I think you're doing a great job.

1174
00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:52,820
Thank you.

1175
00:52:52,820 --> 00:52:53,860
Not a library.

1176
00:52:53,860 --> 00:52:54,259
Thank you.

1177
00:52:56,019 --> 00:52:57,380
So just the bill then?

1178
00:52:58,579 --> 00:52:59,619
Yes, please.

1179
00:52:59,619 --> 00:53:00,340
Yes.

1180
00:53:00,340 --> 00:53:01,299
Yes, just the bill.

1181
00:53:01,299 --> 00:53:01,779
Thank you.

1182
00:53:01,779 --> 00:53:05,699
And can we talk to you about a room or is that something that we have to go across the way?

1183
00:53:05,700 --> 00:53:07,860
You must go to we are an inn.

1184
00:53:07,860 --> 00:53:10,340
They deal with all of their own bookings over there.

1185
00:53:10,340 --> 00:53:10,900
Oh, okay.

1186
00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:17,380
You can tell them that Martin sent you and perhaps a referral rate will be implemented.

1187
00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:22,420
He lays the bill down on the table and says, take your time.

1188
00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:23,220
I have this card.

1189
00:53:23,220 --> 00:53:25,220
It's favoring frequent flyer miles.

1190
00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:26,180
I don't know what this is.

1191
00:53:27,220 --> 00:53:29,940
It's legit and I put it back in my pocket.

1192
00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:33,940
How much is the bill?

1193
00:53:34,659 --> 00:53:37,619
It just says thanks for the heads up and it's free.

1194
00:53:39,139 --> 00:53:39,780
Wow.

1195
00:53:39,780 --> 00:53:42,420
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1196
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:46,260
It is seven gold.

1197
00:53:47,380 --> 00:53:50,579
Oh, I feel like that's a lot of potatoes.

1198
00:53:50,579 --> 00:53:51,700
That's a pricey meal.

1199
00:53:51,700 --> 00:53:53,619
I feel like we could buy swords for that.

1200
00:53:53,619 --> 00:53:57,940
I also feel like we've purchased weapons for less.

1201
00:53:59,780 --> 00:54:00,340
But you know what?

1202
00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:02,179
They're just getting their economy started again.

1203
00:54:02,179 --> 00:54:03,300
So it's true.

1204
00:54:03,380 --> 00:54:03,860
It's true.

1205
00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:06,260
Who reaches to pay the bill?

1206
00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:13,300
Sully starts rummaging around for his sack of gold.

1207
00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:16,260
Like, well, I know I got it here somewhere.

1208
00:54:16,260 --> 00:54:19,140
Yeah, he's taking a little too long.

1209
00:54:19,140 --> 00:54:23,300
I know you're joking, Sully, but you don't find your sack of gold.

1210
00:54:24,740 --> 00:54:26,100
Guys, guys.

1211
00:54:27,220 --> 00:54:27,940
Yeah?

1212
00:54:27,940 --> 00:54:29,140
I didn't have my gold.

1213
00:54:30,820 --> 00:54:32,100
What do you mean you don't have your gold?

1214
00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:32,980
Well, I had it.

1215
00:54:32,980 --> 00:54:34,179
You always have your gold.

1216
00:54:34,179 --> 00:54:36,659
Why, and sometimes other people's gold.

1217
00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:39,139
Oh, I.

1218
00:54:39,139 --> 00:54:40,659
Yeah, did she ever give us our gold?

1219
00:54:40,659 --> 00:54:43,699
Sorry, did he ever give us our gold after our last adventure?

1220
00:54:43,699 --> 00:54:44,820
When he gave it to Sully?

1221
00:54:46,099 --> 00:54:49,380
Yeah, I know circumference gave 500 gold to Sully.

1222
00:54:49,380 --> 00:54:50,820
We never ever give it to us.

1223
00:54:50,820 --> 00:54:51,860
We never talked about it.

1224
00:54:52,740 --> 00:54:54,260
Okay, I guess probably.

1225
00:54:54,260 --> 00:54:55,619
Probably I lost it.

1226
00:54:55,619 --> 00:54:56,340
Oh, my gosh.

1227
00:54:56,340 --> 00:54:58,579
You guys, there was a lot of gold in there.

1228
00:54:58,579 --> 00:55:00,260
We have to retrace our steps.

1229
00:55:01,220 --> 00:55:03,460
I've got a beautiful mind palaces thing.

1230
00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:08,980
We got to see like maybe we should.

1231
00:55:08,980 --> 00:55:11,780
And I'm not big on this, but alert the authorities.

1232
00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:18,740
You reach into one final pocket and you feel something kind of sticky

1233
00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:23,060
and you pull your hand back out and there's some jam on your hand and a note.

1234
00:55:23,060 --> 00:55:26,580
And the note says, tanks for goblin place.

1235
00:55:26,579 --> 00:55:31,779
Oh, my God.

1236
00:55:33,380 --> 00:55:38,179
It says, tanks for goblin place.

1237
00:55:38,980 --> 00:55:39,699
I'll misspell.

1238
00:55:40,259 --> 00:55:44,739
And their spelling is what I assume that it's not very good.

1239
00:55:44,739 --> 00:55:50,099
Again, with the formal education, I try to slide the note over,

1240
00:55:50,099 --> 00:55:54,659
but instead it kind of like rolls up into like a little cylinder

1241
00:55:54,659 --> 00:55:58,420
because it's so sticky and I just am kind of like, oh, no,

1242
00:55:58,420 --> 00:56:00,739
I can't believe those turnt gobbos stole our money.

1243
00:56:00,739 --> 00:56:01,859
Well, they were turnt.

1244
00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:03,940
So, you know, I can believe it.

1245
00:56:03,940 --> 00:56:04,440
Yeah.

1246
00:56:05,539 --> 00:56:07,940
I'm just surprised that Sully let it happen.

1247
00:56:07,940 --> 00:56:08,899
Well, me too.

1248
00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:09,779
Do you think?

1249
00:56:09,779 --> 00:56:11,539
I mean, they pickpocketed you.

1250
00:56:12,099 --> 00:56:13,699
Well, not entirely.

1251
00:56:15,859 --> 00:56:17,539
Well, they jam pocketed you at least.

1252
00:56:17,539 --> 00:56:22,099
Well, I saw, you know, I was talking with one of them gobble girls

1253
00:56:22,099 --> 00:56:26,259
and I thought, you know, we were hitting it off and she was getting a little fresh.

1254
00:56:26,259 --> 00:56:30,259
And apparently it wasn't my cute bum.

1255
00:56:30,259 --> 00:56:32,019
She was looking to pinch.

1256
00:56:33,139 --> 00:56:34,259
It was my pennies.

1257
00:56:34,900 --> 00:56:36,420
I guess that doesn't make sense.

1258
00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:38,420
Not just your cute bum.

1259
00:56:38,420 --> 00:56:43,139
So, Glim or Moot, you guys got this one.

1260
00:56:43,860 --> 00:56:45,139
I'm so sorry.

1261
00:56:45,139 --> 00:56:46,099
I lost our money.

1262
00:56:49,699 --> 00:56:50,500
I mean, it's okay.

1263
00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:54,179
It's not ideal, but it's okay.

1264
00:56:54,819 --> 00:56:56,179
So, do we have any money?

1265
00:56:56,980 --> 00:57:00,900
I think we did have money to start with at some point.

1266
00:57:01,860 --> 00:57:03,380
We don't normally deal with money.

1267
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:06,500
This is a fun new thing we're doing.

1268
00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:07,539
I'll save you time.

1269
00:57:07,539 --> 00:57:08,420
I'll pay for it.

1270
00:57:08,420 --> 00:57:13,539
You both reach into where you normally keep your money and find notes covered in jam.

1271
00:57:15,539 --> 00:57:16,900
Thanks for a goblin place.

1272
00:57:17,539 --> 00:57:22,019
Oh, those gobbos.

1273
00:57:23,059 --> 00:57:24,339
They stole all of our money.

1274
00:57:24,339 --> 00:57:24,819
Yep.

1275
00:57:24,819 --> 00:57:27,299
Those turnt little so-and-so's.

1276
00:57:27,299 --> 00:57:29,299
Gosh.

1277
00:57:52,099 --> 00:58:15,380
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1278
00:58:15,380 --> 00:58:20,739
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1279
00:58:20,740 --> 00:58:23,060
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1280
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1286
00:58:50,019 --> 00:58:51,300
Well, I think Flint might be.

1287
00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:56,420
No, oh, no, no, it might not be here.

1288
00:58:57,779 --> 00:59:00,019
And if he were, though, this is what he'd say.

1289
00:59:02,420 --> 00:59:03,619
Whatever you girls want to do.

1290
00:59:05,779 --> 00:59:08,500
Way to make us all sound like we're doing a bad Jamaican accent.

1291
00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:13,860
Sir Chef is ferret.

1292
00:59:15,779 --> 00:59:18,820
And the bar is not a library.

1293
00:59:19,619 --> 00:59:21,380
These notes are going to make no sense.

1294
00:59:22,420 --> 00:59:24,900
I realize I'm writing this down and I'm going to be like,

1295
00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:26,579
Tavern, not a library.

1296
00:59:26,579 --> 00:59:27,699
Chef, ferret.

1297
00:59:27,699 --> 00:59:30,579
I'm going to be like, real weird game of Mad Libs going on here.

1298
00:59:31,539 --> 00:59:32,739
You're welcome, by the way.

1299
00:59:32,739 --> 00:59:35,300
I saw you about to random name Jim Ray.

1300
00:59:35,300 --> 00:59:38,900
I'm like, no, no, it's not a library.

1301
00:59:38,900 --> 00:59:40,500
Feel free to jump in whenever you want.

1302
00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:42,019
I like to help build the world.

1303
00:59:42,019 --> 00:59:42,739
Yes, please do.

1304
00:59:42,739 --> 00:59:43,460
It's fun.

1305
00:59:43,460 --> 00:59:44,179
It is fun.

1306
00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:49,220
Dumbgeons & Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.